Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
R Comedy

Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.

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26 Jun 2015
Ted 2
Seth MacFarlane
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
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#2
Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 24.576
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#3
Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 24.142
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 22.679
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 22.573
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#10
Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 22.491
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 22.346
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 22.314
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#13
Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 22.077
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 21.549
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 21.472
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 21.070
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 20.775
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 20.463
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 20.032
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 19.865
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 19.834
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