Ted (2012)

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Ted (2012)
R ComedyFantasy

John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear or his girlfriend, Lori.

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29 Jun 2012
Ted
Seth MacFarlane
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 32.409
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Teddy Rux-fucking-pin!
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 32.293
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 29.936
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Because, "How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 28.665
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 28.523
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 28.385
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 27.959
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Say that one more time.
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 27.632
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 27.528
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This is art. Get it?
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 27.360
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I don't have to. I'm a fucking teddy bear.
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 26.179
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(YELLING)
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 25.845
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#13
Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 25.613
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TED: Hey, Lori, can you set the alarm for 11:00 a.m.?
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 25.534
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 25.524
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 25.407
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No, Mom, he's really alive. Look.
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 25.337
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 25.255
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 25.251
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 25.071
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 24.824
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 24.308
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You know, you're never alone when you're with Christ.
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