"Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes

"It's too late to apologize" It's too late to order fries

Smack a crowbar upside your stupid head

No "x" in espresso

Irony is not coincidence

Everybody shut up

I hate these word crimes

I hope you never use quotation marks for emphasis

I hate these word crimes (everybody wise up)

a rolling stone gathers no moss correct way -a rolling stone gathers no moths

Go back to pre-school, get out of the gene pool

Never raised in a sewer

Don't be a moron

You'd better slow down and use the right pronoun

If you don't know how to conjugate

You "literally couldn't get out of bed" (what)

You dumb mouth-breather

That really makes me wanna literally

Some cunning linguist

Unless you're seven, or your name is Prince

That was sarcastic... (aw psych!) 'cause you write like a spastic

You'll learn the definitions of nouns and prepositions

If you're doing good or doing well (everybody wise up)

Your participle's danglin'

If you really wanna, leave out that Oxford comma

If you can't write in the proper way