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South Park (1997) - S04E09 Comedy

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- Jesus was made of crackers? - No.

South Park (1997) - S04E09 Comedy

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- But crackers are his body. - Yes.

South Park (1997) - S04E09 Comedy

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The priest will give you this round cracker,

South Park (1997) - S04E09 Comedy

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and eat crackers, I'm gonna go to Hell.

South Park (1997) - S04E09 Comedy

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I can't whistle if I eat too many crackers.

South Park (1997) - S04E09 Comedy

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- As long as we eat crackers? - No, no, no, no.

South Park (1997) - S04E09 Comedy

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so he turned himself into crackers and then told people to eat him.

South Park (1997) - S04E09 Comedy

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I'm going down to that church to confess my sins and eat crackers.

South Park (1997) - S04E09 Comedy

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and you don't eat crackers and drink wine, then you go to Hell, period.

South Park (1997) - S04E09 Comedy

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Look, all you have to know is that when the priest gives you the cracker,