Freeze cows!

Alright? Bad cows! You hear me? BAD COWS!!!

Release the cows!

Bad cows... stay...

Cow after cow taking its own life, and we could do nothing to stop them!

And more cows come all the time.

This year is a very special Cow Days because we are revealing our all new Cow Memorial.

when cows start gettin together it can't be good. They might start forming a cult! - Cow cult.

to celebrate and thank the noble gentle cow.

- Where? - That's right. Just in time for Cow Days,

And now the chairman of Cow Days, Jimbo Kerns!

Ok everybody, it's time for the running of the cows.

Ok that's enough of that. You cows need to disperse!

Ya hear that cows? You're surrounded! There's no way out!

to run against the cows do so at their own risk.

Allright. Ok, whoever took the sacred cow just please return it

Hey, aren't those the people we thought took the wooden cow?

Hey where is she going? That's the wrong way you stupid cow!

As most of you know, Cow Days is when we all get together

You're the only ones with the reason to take our beloved cow memorial.