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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015) - S03E10 Kimmy Pulls Off a Heist!

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Kimmy's phone.

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She just goes off.

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and merchandise sales are off.

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It's like if I made money off brunettes.

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You're making money off of people that hate you.

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You need to lay off the fairy dust, Bright Lights Big Schmidty.

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Peter Stuyvesant.

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You white, one-legged son of a bitch.

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You took Manhattan like you were a bunch of Muppets!

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But your time is over.

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My family is Lakota Sioux.

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I know I don't look it,

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but it's a Heather Locklear situation.

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Google it.

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I have Iktomi the spider on my side,

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and I don't want to brag,

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but he is one of the more famous trickster spiders.

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And today, we're gonna go to the NFL owners' meeting

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and change the name of your precious Washington Redskins!

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That's gonna be, uh...