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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Of course. Massaging.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Swedes are big massagers. They like Swedish meatballs, Swedish massage.

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You're a massage teaser.

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- So? - I want the massage.

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- What? - The massages are out!

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I don't submit to forcible massage.

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I wouldn't push for the massage.

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- What are you doing? - Massaging your neck.

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- I was giving Kramer a massage. - Kramer.

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- Well, what about my massage? - Ask Newman.

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You think I've never had a massage?

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- Hey, did you get a massage yet? - No.

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You know. Not everybody's seen a massage table.

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Listen, I massage who I want when I want.

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I don't like the idea of a professional massage.

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- Nice meeting you, Karen. - Yeah, I'll call about that massage.

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- What's the matter with you? - Jerry, I need another massage.

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So I lugged that table, that big, heavy massage table...

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Look at this. What do you know? A massage table.

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Who told you to get a massage? I haven't gotten one from her!