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Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

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You got a pen? Can I borrow a pen? We always have to whisper...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

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...that they're manufacturing millions of pens constantly.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

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...because it's so humiliating. I don't have a pen.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

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But that doesn't account for it. Where are all the pens?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

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Why does Mr. Pitt prefer a pencil to a pen anyway?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

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- What is wrong with her? - Well, if you're happy with her...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

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You went out with Newman?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

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Newman. She went out with Newman.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

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Really? A fight with the foreman?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

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I'm never playing golf with him again.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

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...with some kind of dry-cleaning fluid.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

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So it had nothing to do with you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

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I had a big fight with the foreman.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

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Well, then how about going out with me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

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You had how many dates with him? Three?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

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I'm going out with the stationery-store guy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

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You're going out with the stationery-store guy?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

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- Jerry. - Well, it had nothing to do with you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

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Nobody walks into a dry cleaners' with a tee.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

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Yeah. Played with him a lot. But today was it.