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Eight Crazy Nights (2002)

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and Chanukkah's eight nights too long

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One thumbtack popped all eight of my back tires.

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Well, all right. Look at all that beautiful, white stuff come down.

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Christmas is right around the corner...

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...and Chanukkah starts tonight.

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Ain't a better time of year.

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You got no school, you can eat like a pig and people give you stuff.

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Just makes you feel tingly all over.

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But you know what?

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There are some buffoons out there who actually can't stand the holiday season.

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And seeing other people enjoy the festivities...

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...gets them even more disgusted.

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In fact, the head honcho of holiday humbug...

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...lives right here in little old dukesberry. His name's davey stone.

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That fool's in the china dragon...

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...coming up with his own way of feeling tingly all over.

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Four scorpion bowl in five minute? That's got to be a restaurant record.

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Well, right now i'm going to go for another restaurant record: Longest burp.

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Congratulations. Now, please excuse me while i go take shower.

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At one time, davey was a super student, super athlete...