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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes

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Everybody shut up

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes

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Everyone listen up (Hey, hey, hey... hey, hey, hey... hey, hey, hey)

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes

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If you can't write in the proper way

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes

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If you don't know how to conjugate

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Maybe you flunked that class

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes

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And maybe now you find

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes

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That people mock you online (everybody wise up)

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes

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Okay now here's the deal, I'll try to educate ya

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes

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Gonna familiarize you with the nomenclature

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes

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You'll learn the definitions of nouns and prepositions

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes

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Literacy's your mission

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And that's why I think it's a good time

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes

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To learn some grammar (what)

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes

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Now did I stammer?

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes

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Work on that grammar

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Better figure out the difference

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Irony is not coincidence

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes

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And I thought that you'd gotten it through your skull

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes

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'Bout what's figurative and what's literal

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Oh, but just now (just now) you said (you said)