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South Park (1997) - S22E02 A Boy and a Priest

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Church is important, Stan.

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There's no church today!

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Hey! The church is back open!

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-What? -They church is back open?

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But the Church is the cancer.

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The church took care of everything,

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Church is about community and coming together --

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You did! Two years ago in church!

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But, Father, please, we all need church.

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The church can't have someone like me

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Aw, she's gonna miss church? That's too bad.

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What are we supposed to do without church?

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with our local church here in South Park.

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Yeah, well, I used to think that about church

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-The church is back open! -Thank God! Let's go!

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I thought there was a cancer in the Church

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when bad things started coming out about the Catholic Church,

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All I know is that after church, I just feel better.

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But back then, I don't know if church was that stupid.

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I don't understand why we have to go to church every Sunday.