If your marriage fails, you fail.

So avoid divorce at all costs.

Principal Blackman will preside over a quick ceremony.

All rise.

We are gathered here today to join these pretend couples in fake matrimony.

By the false power vested in the very real me, I announce you man and wife.

Oh, and Orlando, I'm sorry about your wife.

Class dismissed.

Hey there.

I hear you two lovebirds tied the knot today.

That's right, till death do us part.

Or at least till next Monday.

So you have any big plans for the honeymoon?

Yeah.

Yeah, we do.

It's straight to the motel, then a do not disturb sign goes up.

Seriously, what are you doing?

Oh, Chuck, quit your teasing.

We just want to, you know, show the students what a good marriage is like, like you and Claire.

Who?