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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

5.1s

She invites me up at 12:00 at night for coffee.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

2.6s

Coffee's coffee in the morning, not at 12:00 at night.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

1.2s

Good night.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

4s

No, thanks. I can't drink coffee at night. It keeps me up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

3.6s

Not a guy who goes, No. I don't drink coffee late at night.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

1.4s

Not at all.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

1.7s

We both have dates on the same night.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

2.9s

What is he looking at?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

2.3s

What are you doing Thursday night? You wanna have dinner?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

2.8s

So I just blurt out, What are you doing Saturday night?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

2.2s

Of course, the woman's looking at the guy thinking:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

2.2s

You get mad at somebody on a real phone:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

3.5s

Could I look at uneven eyebrows for the rest of my life?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

3.1s

...we were just kind of standing there, and she was smiling at me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

2.7s

Half-hour later I'm back at the office. I tell Lloyd the story.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

4.1s

Yeah, people who work at NORAD who are on 24-hour missile watch.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

3.3s

Do I want someone looking at me like this for the rest of my life?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

3.6s

I'd like to get one more shot at the coffee so I can spit it in your face!