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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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Once I find a barber, I stick with him. I almost went to barber school.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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Why do barbers always display that license?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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I tell you, this Scissorhands is a hell of a barber.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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- I don't wanna take too much off. - Hey, who's your barber, huh?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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I don't think Uncle Enzo realize what a lucky barber he is.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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And he just got a haircut.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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...fruit.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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The old-fashioned barbershop...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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...is, unfortunately, becoming a thing of the past. What went wrong?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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First of all, he needs a $20,000 chair to make a three dollar tip.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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I say, cut back on the chair, update the magazines.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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There's no laws in haircutting...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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...except show every customer the back of their head.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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I don't wanna see the back.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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Why see something that I'm never gonna see at any other time?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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When I buy pants...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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...two salesmen don't lift me up and go, "How do you like the crotch?"

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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If I wanted to see everything, I would've been a fly.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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Well, George, we here at Sanalac...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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...like to think of ourselves as fairly progressive.