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The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S03E18 The Pants Alternative

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Where are my pants?

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S03E18 The Pants Alternative

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I was wearing size a million pants.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S03E18 The Pants Alternative

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...we could move our pants around our bodies...

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S03E18 The Pants Alternative

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Can I take my pants off over my head?

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S03E18 The Pants Alternative

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Okay, in Avatar when they have sex on Pandora...

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S03E18 The Pants Alternative

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...they hook up their ponytails.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S03E18 The Pants Alternative

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So we know their ponytails are like their junk.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S03E18 The Pants Alternative

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Yeah. So?

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S03E18 The Pants Alternative

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When they ride horses and fly on birds...

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S03E18 The Pants Alternative

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- ...they also use their ponytails. - Your point?

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S03E18 The Pants Alternative

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My point is if I were a horse or a bird I'd be very nervous around James Cameron.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S03E18 The Pants Alternative

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It amazes me how you constantly obsess over fictional details...

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S03E18 The Pants Alternative

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...when there are important things in the world to worry about.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S03E18 The Pants Alternative

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For example, why wasn't William Shatner in the new Star Trek movie?

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S03E18 The Pants Alternative

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Hey, Sheldon, I was up in the administration office...

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S03E18 The Pants Alternative

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...and I happened to overhear the name of the winner...

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S03E18 The Pants Alternative

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...of the Chancellor's Award for Science.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S03E18 The Pants Alternative

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You wanna rub my nose in the fact my contributions are being overlooked again?

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S03E18 The Pants Alternative

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I am the William Shatner of theoretical physics.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S03E18 The Pants Alternative

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All right, I'll play.