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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I never had mono.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-You had sex with Louise. -No, the Portuguese waitress.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Why? -Somebody had to.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-No, no, no. There was no money. -No money? Then, what did we get?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Oh, my God, you had sex.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.3s

And we had a little powwow.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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No, no, no. I'm sorry. This is too weird.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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So you're never gonna have sex again?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Oh, no.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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No, no, no. Just lately I've been thinking a lot clearer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Oh, man, I'm never gonna pass this thing.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.7s

-Metabolic acidosis. -No.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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They see one on the road.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-I hope that's not a problem for you. -No, no.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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No, don't mention it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-No, no, it didn't say anything. -So you were a victim...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4s

...with a Portuguese waitress. Mathematically, I had to do it, Jerry.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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No, let's just do it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.5s

No, it's Winnie-the-Pooh.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-So fast? What about me? -No.