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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E17 The Doll

2.6s

- Why? - I feel like I'm in bed with my mother.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E17 The Doll

3.4s

My God, I can't believe the other guy is gonna be on the show.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E17 The Doll

2.1s

I'm sorry, I can't do this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E17 The Doll

1.1s

My pants.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E17 The Doll

2.1s

- I can't make anything. - Because you don't know...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E17 The Doll

2s

Oh, my God.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E17 The Doll

2s

Oh, my God.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E17 The Doll

3.6s

He's a great guy, but I just wouldn't feel comfortable calling him.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E17 The Doll

1.7s

Where are my pants?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E17 The Doll

2.8s

Why do you eat so fast? You can't even taste it!

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E17 The Doll

3s

Every time you use it, you feel like you just came from the dentist.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E17 The Doll

2.5s

- I am taking you out to dinner. - Oh, I'm sorry, I can't...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E17 The Doll

1.7s

This doll looks like my mother.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E17 The Doll

2.1s

But it looks like my mother.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E17 The Doll

3.6s

- My pants! - Mr. Seinfeld, you're on.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E17 The Doll

4.9s

Yeah, I've got a hunch, fat man, I can't miss. Thirteen, in the side.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E17 The Doll

1.7s

Oh, I put up my doll collection.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E17 The Doll

2.1s

...and yet my pants remain perfectly creased.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E17 The Doll

2.6s

- My pleasure. - Oh, thank you so much.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E17 The Doll

2.4s

Jerry, come on. If my mother keeps shrinking...