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Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.5s

I'll ask somebody else.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.7s

Come on. Somebody always loses.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.6s

Have you ever been to Vegas?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.8s

- You went to Gloria's last night. - Yeah.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.7s

You should've thought of that before you taught them to count.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3s

Are you happy? I told you to put it down, Ernie.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.8s

You went out last night to return a video.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.2s

Everybody warned me not to go out with you.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.8s

Do you really want to be involved in this?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.2s

I'd like to get to know you, it's not gonna happen on a play date.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.8s

- Why don't you ask Judith? - We wouldn't want to pry.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.6s

Can I stay here next to you where it's safe?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.3s

So anything you do will get back to my wife,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.1s

- I'm sorry? - Could I talk to you for a minute?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.4s

and I don't have time to mess around with you.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.5s

You wouldn't know what to do with a hot guy.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.3s

Charlie, you cannot use my son to pick up single mothers.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

4.4s

Last thing you want is to wind up with a hump.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.5s

Dad said you'd never get up to go to soccer with me.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.8s

Charlie, we are trying to teach the kids not to keep score.