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Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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That is not the point.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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Wait a minute. That is my apartment.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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The one that sits atop my disproportionately puny body.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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...except that a bird ran into my giant freak head.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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...my fiancÈe died from licking toxic envelopes that I picked out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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Do not bend.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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-That's not a booth. -Who says we have to sit in a booth?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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That's it. That's it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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It's my apartment, Eldridge.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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-You can't deliver mail. -Why not?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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...and he lives down the hall from my home. My home, Elaine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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-Well, what am I gonna wear? -My uniform from my rookie year.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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Plus they botched my vasectomy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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-I tried my best. -Exactly.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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That's it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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That's disgusting.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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That's it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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Elaine, Newman is my sworn enemy...

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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My parents were looking at me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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That's no tragedy.