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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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And I decided I was gonna change my name-

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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If I were gonna change my name, I'd go with Deion.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...she's not that good-looking!

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Who's this? - That's my mother.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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What a cool name, Deion.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Oh, yeah? - Yeah. What's his name?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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What was all that " attractive women not getting tickets" nonsense?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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You can't ask a person to change their name.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Okay, you got your list? - Yeah, yeah. Ten names.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I have never met a normal guy named Stuart.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Your boyfriend is normal. He just has the same name...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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There are a lot of players named Deion these days.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Of course I support your decision to change your name.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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How can you say that? My sister got a ticket last week.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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O.J. Rifkin. Oh, you don't even use a name. It's just initials.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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He's not the murderer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Oh, please, please, change your name to O.J. It would be so great.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I gotta tell you, I have a bad association with the name Alex.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- But you like your Joel Rifkin. - Yeah. I wish he had a different name.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Why not? - Would you change yours?