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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.6s

I'm like a sexual camel. That's not the point.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.5s

-I hope that's not a problem for you. -No, no.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.1s

...not good.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.8s

-That is so unprofessional. -Oh, relax, Katie. It's not a problem.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

5.6s

Look at that. My face is all craggily. It's crinkly.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.2s

Not metabolic acidosis.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.9s

It's my allure, my twinkle, you know.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.7s

Jerry, you know, my face is my livelihood.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.7s

Oh, my God.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.6s

Not good. I'm a moron.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.8s

Then I'm not really attracted you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.8s

...but they're not going away, Jerry.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.4s

You're not working on your home.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2s

-Oh, my God. -What's wrong?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.5s

No, it's not debunk. It's totally bunk.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.3s

-Why not? -Well, you can confine them.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.9s

Emphysema, birth defects, cancer, but not this.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.8s

Oh, my God, you had sex.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.5s

-It's not complicated. -Now, who are you again?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.8s

Lookit. Are we gonna have sex or not?