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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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A woman that hates me this much comes along once in a lifetime.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I like carrots, but I'm in Idaho, I want a potato.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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They write to him in prison. Here's a woman that's hard to disappoint.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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You vomited in 1987.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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What's going on in your mind?"

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...in art history. He always drank coffee...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Where's a phone?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Oh, you have photos in your wallet? - Yeah.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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With a serial killer, it's safest to be a neighbor.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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He's a gentleman. He's good-looking, he's a good shaver.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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He likes a date to see him with a friend...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I never caught a foul ball at a baseball game.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...getting a traffic ticket.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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He's a bad seed.

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You're a massage teaser.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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You're a lucky guy.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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And women who fall in love with the killer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- It isn't? - No. I haven't vomited in 13 years.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...as one of the worst serial killers in history.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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If you smell anything decaying in his car's trunk-