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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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I have a small apartment. I like to feel tucked in, nestled in.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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Jerry, the auction is in a few hours.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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Actually, Enzo hasn't said that to me in a while.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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I've never seen a person that didn't have at least one hair in a brush.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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You'd be embarrassed and humiliated in front of a large group of people...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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Well, bear in mind, I am in the smaller office.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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- A thousand. - A thousand. Okay, a thousand once.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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There's no laws in haircutting...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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In fact, yesterday was Grace's birthday.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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There's no hair in this thing.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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...a year's free haircuts. And a comb.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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...I'm really glad that you came in.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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- You do haircut in the apartment? - No.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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One second! Go. Go in the bedroom.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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Just a second.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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A thousand twice.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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How can you have a hand like a scissor?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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...to the lucky lady in the third row.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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We're like a family.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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I made a toast.