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Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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Why does a man wanna see a woman in fur?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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...and then sequestered in a one-bedroom suite...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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If you are a waiter or a waitress and you see me in a restaurant...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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As a young man in Cleveland, I hitchhiked to work.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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And your arms look like something hanging in a kosher deli.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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I would give up red meat just to get a glimpse of you in a bra.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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In fact, her mom's in the hospital.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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...but I need a dry-cleaning ticket that's in the pocket of those pants.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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He just went in.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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Let me in, it's me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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I walk in, everything is organized.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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She's been eating in school cafeterias.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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Hey. What's going on in there?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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- Kramer, you still in there? - Elaine?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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You got no waist in that thing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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Found that little cutie in the pocket.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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Bring it in. What size is it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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Wait a minute.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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- So you got a $25,000-a-year raise? - Yes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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...is she gonna be in the spokesmodel category?