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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.1s

Like fire in a school is such a big deal.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.1s

What, you got a smokers' lounge in there?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.9s

...a guy in a jumpsuit's gonna come along and pick it up.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.2s

...in which, G, gravity, of course, remains a constant.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.2s

You've experienced a lifetime of smoking in 72 hours.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.2s

We got a soccer game in Chile. Anyway, the plane crashes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

6.3s

I disagree. In fact, I feel Mr. Kramer projects a rugged masculinity.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.3s

In six games.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.3s

Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.8s

With me, or in general?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.5s

They bump you in junior high...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.4s

A simple joke from a simple man.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.5s

Just because a person's a smoker doesn't mean he's not a human being.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.5s

He's a doctor. He's a very good doctor.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2s

A powwow? Who told you to have a powwow?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.3s

It was a-- Actually, it was a monitor lizard.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.6s

-You can't smoke in here. -Oh, go on.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.1s

Is this a repeat?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.6s

Not good. I'm a moron.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.9s

...into a horrible, twisted freak.