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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.5s

- I never heard of that. - Well, you've never been a couple.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

3.5s

You never run out, do you? Where's Kramer?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.6s

- You're never gonna make it. - AIDS Walk, that's a cake walk.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

3.9s

...and you're right, I've never really been a couple, so if that's the rule...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.6s

It's like Beat the C/ock. There's a lot of pressure there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.6s

...that this person supposedly blew out their eyeballs?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

3.1s

Hey, a hit is a totally different story.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

3.5s

This is totally different. That was my secret. This is Jerry's secret.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

3.8s

Well, we've gone out several times. We obviously have a good rapport.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

3s

Well, this is the Jerry Seinfeld that only I know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.8s

...so make- up sex is all that I have left.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.4s

You see, this is not just a weekend routine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

4s

You're lucky you're walking out of here with a pair of pants on!

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.6s

Hey, Jerry, can you get me a towel out of my bedroom closet?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.2s

- Talk to who? - Is it a lot of cream soups?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

4.1s

- Really? How did she do that? - A friend of a friend of Susan's.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.4s

- But you're a taking person. - That's why I should date...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.8s

I met a guy that knows you, he gave it to me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

3.4s

- Where did you get that from? - Well, we're a couple. It's understood.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

4.3s

Yeah, that girl I was gonna call for a date, she was unlisted...