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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- No, there's no resemblance. - Yeah, there is. Right here-

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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You think I've never had a massage?

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I never caught a foul ball at a baseball game.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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That is so funny.

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That is so cool.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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It's like, you never see a really attractive woman...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I have never met a normal guy named Stuart.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Is that it? - Pretty much.

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- I can see that. - I'm getting out of here.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Why, is that weird? - No, it's normal.

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No, no. She's going out with a friend of mine.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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There are a lot of players named Deion these days.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...that I was more than willing to stick it out with Joel Rifkin.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Darling, the tea is getting a little cold, sweetheart.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Wait a minute. I need my massages. Can't you see I'm burned out?

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Can I tell you something? That's a hell of a piece of equipment.

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A woman that hates me this much comes along once in a lifetime.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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How many times do I have to go out with her before I get a massage?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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When you put on a top like that, what's your thought process?

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How can you say that? My sister got a ticket last week.