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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...that little flap out there at the junior high school assembly.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I'm finding that out.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...there was a pretty good chance I was never gonna have sex again anyway.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Oh, there's a doctor right here. -No, there's not.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Is this a repeat?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-That is so unprofessional. -Oh, relax, Katie. It's not a problem.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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What? What is going on? What is that about?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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What, you got a smokers' lounge in there?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Hey, I need some more matches. -What is going on in there?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Like fire in a school is such a big deal.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Rick is a periodontist. He does Giuliani's gums.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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That's the dream of becoming a doctor.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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That was a great lunch, Jackie. Thanks.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Look at that. My face is all craggily. It's crinkly.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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To a woman, sex is like the garbage man.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Can I have a piece of that? -No.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I'm like a sexual camel. That's not the point.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Isn't bunk bad? Like, that's a lot of bunk?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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And before that, you were bumped by a lizard?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-I hope that's not a problem for you. -No, no.