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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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Oh, boy.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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It's like it's half his shirt, in a way.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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- You were all over my side. - I was not.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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I don't see a white boy.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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And if I catch you in here with that again...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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...in the shower?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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But then he wiped his hand on the top of the bottle...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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- It's in the first drawer. - I'm looking in the first drawer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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I thought you said you was bringing a white boy home.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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You're friends with the urinator, aren't you?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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His upper lip landed flush on my upper lip...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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...but his lower lip landed well below my rim.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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I guess I get it too, because I'm his wife.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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- What about her? - Oh, the hell with her.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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...jams, or condiments in the restaurant.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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...you know, in the whole century.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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He knew I'd use it next. He didn't wipe his sweat off.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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I was sleeping with one cheek off the bed.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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Honey, what did you do with the can opener?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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I caught him urinating in the shower.