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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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With me, or in general?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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-The guy with the lizard? -Yes.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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-Like what? -Shouldn't he elevate his legs?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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...and the part obsessed with sex.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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Hey, kids, what's the deal with homework?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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Drags him out of the car and chews his face off.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
1.8s
With due respect, I went there...
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.3s
In six games.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.1s
What? You're breaking me up with me?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
5.2s
-You had sex with Louise. -No, the Portuguese waitress.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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Calculate the velocity, V, in relation to the trajectory, T...
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.3s
Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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--I really enjoyed watching a documentary with Louise.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.1s
-You gonna break up with her? -I don't know.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.8s
Sounds like they're trying to screw with your head.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
4.3s
But with no-sex Louise, this previously useless lump...
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.3s
I stopped having sex with Ben three days ago...
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.8s
I think it has something to do with me.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.3s
...but the only thing I have is in the non-filter section.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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The bags are piling up in your head. The sidewalk is blocked.
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