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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

3.2s

- What? - Thanks again for last night.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.9s

I wish I had one. That condom killed me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

3.9s

I can't. I love the Sponge. I need the Sponge.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.8s

I met a guy that knows you, he gave it to me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

3.2s

- Everybody loves the Sponge. - I read it in Wa// Street Week.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.4s

Let me tell you something about that tag.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

1.5s

Why are you looking at me like that?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.8s

- I can't believe I just told you that. - Why not?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.1s

- Yes. - See, that's why I don't want to.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.5s

I need you both to sponsor me in the AIDS Walk.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

3.8s

She said I wasn't spongeworthy. Wouldn't waste a Sponge on me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.2s

- Oh, that's awful. - I know, but don't say anything.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.4s

- But you're a taking person. - That's why I should date...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

3s

Well, this is the Jerry Seinfeld that only I know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.8s

...so make- up sex is all that I have left.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.7s

- It completely turned her off. - Well, I can see that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.5s

- I never heard of that. - Well, you've never been a couple.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

3.6s

...about the welfare of others. I can't be with someone like that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.9s

If I play it by your rule, no one will ever confide in me again.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

4.3s

Yeah, that girl I was gonna call for a date, she was unlisted...