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Seinfeld (1989) - S06E10 The Race

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Hey, Cosmo! What happened to your mother last night?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E10 The Race

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It would have been nice if somebody told me about it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E10 The Race

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She never showed up last night. The whole thing blew up in my face.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E10 The Race

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- Not with that racket. - Give that to me. You give it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E10 The Race

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And not only that, she just called me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E10 The Race

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If only something like that could happen to me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E10 The Race

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...that you know me and have access to my dementia?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E10 The Race

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Well, if I hear you correctly, and I think that I do...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E10 The Race

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I gotta call that woman at Doubleday.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E10 The Race

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...that I was sneaking around her office.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E10 The Race

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- Come on, you could really help me. - I can't.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E10 The Race

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Not that it was that nice of a jacket. I mean, it didn't fit him that well.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E10 The Race

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That's why I wouldn't tell anybody. But I been thinking about it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E10 The Race

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...is if there was someone else in the bathroom that could tell me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E10 The Race

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All right. So I tell Sandi that I wanna have a mÈnage ‡ trois...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E10 The Race

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How could I be with someone that doesn't laugh?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E10 The Race

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I always believed in you, Cosmo. You know that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E10 The Race

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I just think she could've said something, that's all.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E10 The Race

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So I want you to call that place today and tell them that you're through.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E10 The Race

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You know, Ma, I been thinking. I want you to quit that matron job.