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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Who could love me?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Cancelled? But I was supposed to be on tomorrow night.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I've taken it three times. I almost passed the last one.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Well, I would eat you. -That's very nice, I guess.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-That's sixth grade, seventh grade-- -I understand.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I don't know. Dead bodies really gross me out.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I think it has something to do with me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Can I have a piece of that? -No.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I used to share that very same outlook...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I'm sorry, Elaine. I always knew that after I became a doctor...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Excuse me, darling, do l--? Do I detect a Portuguese accent?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Yeah. -All right. That's all I wanted to know.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-I hope that's not a problem for you. -No, no.