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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

2.6s

Big Stein wants an eggplant calzone. He must have one.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

1.9s

...I want a calzone of my own.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

1.9s

I thought you wanted cigars from Cuba.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

2.2s

I decided to go with the brown ones.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

2.1s

Because I don't have a table.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

2.5s

I don't understand why you can't meet someone's parents...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

2s

- You can't pay with this. - That's all I got.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

1.8s

Can I have your license and registration?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

1.9s

I didn't have enough quarters for the dryer...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

2.3s

It was more than I wanted to spend, but what the hell.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

3.5s

Remember I was telling you how Nicki always gets whatever she wants?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

2.3s

You're lucky to have doors. When I was in the Army-

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

2.4s

Must have been when I slowed down to take that curve...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

2.6s

I could have got a house in Peru for 300 bucks.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

2.7s

He wouldn't give them to me because I wanted to pay in change.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

2.2s

When I find something I like, I stick with it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

1.1s

I did.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

1.6s

They do what they want, when they want.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

2.8s

I mean, if he wanted to ask me out, why didn't he just ask me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

2.1s

- But she dumped you. - I know, I know.