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The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

3.6s

I can't stand it. I can't stay in here another second.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

2.4s

I moved my computer so I can't see Michael's head.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

3.3s

I don't have the relationship with these people that I thought I did.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

3.7s

Michael, I gotta get out of here. I can't hold my breath that long.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

2.5s

I have no idea. Can you find out?

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

2.4s

Anyway, I have a thing stuck in my shoe.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

3.6s

Or just check your e-mail, 'cause I just sent you one.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

4.1s

It's working. I think I can have a career as a very specific type of decorator.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

2s

Hey, I have a chance to sneak out of here early

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

3.4s

but I have a theory that involves an inter-departmental conspiracy.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

3.5s

Well, honestly, Ed, I really don't want to be up there right now.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

4s

But you're the one who picked today. I am a victim of a hate crime.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

3.5s

Last week I would have given a kidney to anyone in this office.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

3.7s

I just... You couldn't understand, but man, you guys have it easy out here.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

1.2s

And when I wake up, I feel fine.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

1.5s

I don't know.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

1.4s

I hate her.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

1.4s

Plus, I just...

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

2.3s

Why can't your workers be your workers,

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

2.6s

We have fun. We just have fun.