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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E06 The Merv Griffin Show

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-lf you borrow my blender, return it. -Come on, we're like Cain and Abel.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E06 The Merv Griffin Show

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Yeah, you know, Cain slew Abel.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E06 The Merv Griffin Show

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No, he didn't. They were in business together.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E06 The Merv Griffin Show

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Dry wall or something.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E06 The Merv Griffin Show

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-Oh, no. -All right, then what was it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E06 The Merv Griffin Show

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Well, I think Abel worked hard all summer harvesting his crops...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E06 The Merv Griffin Show

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...while Cain just played in the field.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E06 The Merv Griffin Show

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Then when winter came, Abel had all the nuts, Cain had no nuts.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E06 The Merv Griffin Show

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So he killed him.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E06 The Merv Griffin Show

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The way I remember it, Cain, he was a successful doctor...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E06 The Merv Griffin Show

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...but when he took this special formula, he became Mr. Abel.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E06 The Merv Griffin Show

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You broke my blender.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E06 The Merv Griffin Show

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Yeah. Well, I was trying to make gravel and it just--

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E06 The Merv Griffin Show

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-lt just didn't work out. -I knew it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E06 The Merv Griffin Show

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Why were you making gravel?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E06 The Merv Griffin Show

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Well, I like the sound it makes when you walk on it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E06 The Merv Griffin Show

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This looks familiar.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E06 The Merv Griffin Show

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Of course, it's garbage.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E06 The Merv Griffin Show

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No, no, no, no. These brown things.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E06 The Merv Griffin Show

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And the chairs.