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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I'm always in traffic with the lane expert.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Do you know this type of person? Constantly re-evaluating...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...their lane choice. Never quite sure:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Is this the best lane for me, for my life?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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They're always a little bit ahead. Can I get in over there?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Can I get ahead of you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Yeah, come on over here, pal. We're zooming over here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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This is the secret lane, nobody knows about it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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The ultimate... I think the ultimate psychological test of traffic...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...is the total dead stop. Not even rolling...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...and you look out the window, you see gum clearly.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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But we know that in the future, traffic will get even worse than that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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What will happen? Will it start moving backwards? Is that possible?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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That someday we'll be going, Boy, this is some really bad traffic now.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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This is really bad.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I'm gonna try and get off, and get back on going the other way.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- She can't kill me, right? - No, of course not.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- People break up all the time. - Every day.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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It just didn't work out. What can I do?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I wanted to love her. I tried to love her. I couldn't.