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Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

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I find it fascinating, when you go in the stationery store...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

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...that they're manufacturing millions of pens constantly.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

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We're all buying them. I must have bought 6000 Bics in my life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

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I've used up maybe two of them. Where's the rest of them?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

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Move a refrigerator, there's a couple there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

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But that doesn't account for it. Where are all the pens?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

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That's why it's embarrassing if you don't have one.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

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You got a pen? Can I borrow a pen? We always have to whisper...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

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...because it's so humiliating. I don't have a pen.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

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They're making millions of them every week.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

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I know. Where are they?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

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May I help you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

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Yeah, hi. I'm looking for a Rolamech 1000.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

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- It's a mechanical pencil. - Oh, I know the Rolamech 1000.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

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No, I'm sure you do.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

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They're pretty expensive.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

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Well, it's for my boss.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

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What do you do?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

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Whatever.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

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Well, we don't have any in stock right now...