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Seinfeld (1989) - S06E08 The Mom & Pop Store

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Because you're like a comedy team, and now there's this third person.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E08 The Mom & Pop Store

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If a friend gets involved in a relationship, it affects your friendship.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E08 The Mom & Pop Store

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It kind of throws off the timing: Who's on first?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E08 The Mom & Pop Store

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I don't know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E08 The Mom & Pop Store

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Dear, who do you think is on first?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E08 The Mom & Pop Store

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Whenever a friend starts with a new girlfriend, he should just say:

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E08 The Mom & Pop Store

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I look like the person you used to know...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E08 The Mom & Pop Store

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...but I've been modified to survive in this relationship.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E08 The Mom & Pop Store

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In other words, if we're having an argument and she's there...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E08 The Mom & Pop Store

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...I may say, 'I totally disagree with you. '

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E08 The Mom & Pop Store

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But what that means is:

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E08 The Mom & Pop Store

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'I'd like to help you out, but I'd rather continue to see her naked. '

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E08 The Mom & Pop Store

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Okay, cowboys, what will you have?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E08 The Mom & Pop Store

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I'll have the turkey club without the bacon.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E08 The Mom & Pop Store

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And I'll have the bacon club without the turkey.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E08 The Mom & Pop Store

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George, don't make me get tough with you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E08 The Mom & Pop Store

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Why? You think you can beat me up?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E08 The Mom & Pop Store

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You wouldn't want me to mess up that beautiful face of yours.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E08 The Mom & Pop Store

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Stop it. Stop it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E08 The Mom & Pop Store

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You don't want bacon. I'll surprise you.