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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E17 The Outing

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She's a grad student in journalism. Never been to a comedy club.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E17 The Outing

3.5s

I'm tired of pretending I'm excited every time it's somebody's birthday.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E17 The Outing

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What is the big deal? How many times do we have to...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E17 The Outing

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...celebrate that someone was born?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E17 The Outing

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Every year, over and over. All you did was not die for 12 months.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E17 The Outing

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That's all you've done, as far as I could tell.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E17 The Outing

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I love the astrology things that tell you the people...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E17 The Outing

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...that have the same birthday as you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E17 The Outing

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It's always an odd group of people.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E17 The Outing

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It's like Ed Asner, Elijah Muhammed and Secretariat.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E17 The Outing

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I don't wanna live.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E17 The Outing

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I don't wanna live!

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E17 The Outing

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Because of me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E17 The Outing

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You must be joking. Who wouldn't wanna live because of me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E17 The Outing

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- I'm nothing. - No.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E17 The Outing

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- You're something. - You can do better than me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E17 The Outing

3s

You could throw a dart out the window and hit someone better.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E17 The Outing

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I'm no good.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E17 The Outing

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You're good. You're good.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E17 The Outing

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I'm bad. I'm bad.