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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.1s

You got 1 1 minutes?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.1s

-You got any matches? -Middle drawer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

5.1s

-I got you an assembly. -An assembly?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.1s

What, you got a smokers' lounge in there?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2s

-You got an ashtray? -I don't have any ashtrays.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.4s

Kramer's got more muscle, higher protein content. It's better for you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.6s

All right. I'll see you, Phil. I've got room for two...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

5s

-You got bumped from Career Day? -lt was a mix-up, I'm sure.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

5.7s

-So, Jackie, you think we got a case? -Your face is my case.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Why wouldn't you eat me? I'm your best friend.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.4s

Say me, you and Kramer are flying over the Andes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

5s

-Hey, take it outside. -Come on, Larry. You know me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.1s

You brought me only misfortune and humiliation. Now, get out.