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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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And by the way, when you get to that chapter about romantic escapades...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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So they have this clock now, where you punch in your age...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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You know what? Maybe I better talk to my friend.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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...and ruin your pants?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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How are your folks?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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...and all your risk factors...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Quick, what's your favorite animal?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Who's your favorite chess player?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Give me your wallet or I'll spill your guts right here on the street.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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I see your GPA is 4.0.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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...it's your own flesh and blood.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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What's the great moment? On your deathbed.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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-Get your messages? -Yeah. No one called.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Your place isn't quite what I imagined.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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-My whole life? -Name your price, man.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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-Yeah. -Ramirez has never heard your story.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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You take back your tales, you vagabond.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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You never sat in mud.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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You know, maybe philanthropy is not your field.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Jerry, your parking meter is about to expire.