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Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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Will you sit down? You're disturbing everybody. Sit down!

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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Will you sit down?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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...painted his face.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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...you're a face-painter.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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- You painted your face? - Yeah.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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- What is that? - I painted my face.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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Yeah. But you like the face-painting.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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...I'm just having some trouble getting past the face-painting.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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And as you can see, this is not my face.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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That's what you get for getting mixed up with a face-painter.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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So you don't like the face-painting. I just won't paint it anymore.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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- But you said no more painting. - No, I said no more face-painting.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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...when all of a sudden I am hit in the face with a banana peel.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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Monkeys are the end of the line in the pet world.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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At that level of pet ownership...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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...have a kid. I mean, come on. I mean, you're so close.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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If you need a pet that can roller-skate and smoke cigars...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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...it's time to think about a family.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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Monkeys, of course, were the first astronauts, in the '60s...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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...which I'm sure made perfect sense in the monkey brain.