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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- So I assume the jig was up. - Yeah, pretty much.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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You're as pretty as any of them. Just need a nose job.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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Big investigation in the...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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You got something in your teeth.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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Too much salt in my diet.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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...we live in a very superficial society.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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No, he's never met her. She's in California.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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So, finally, Kramer comes in the other day.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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...but should anything open up, we'll be in touch.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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Now he's in prison. Got arrested for mail fraud.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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What's the word there? Offing. It's in the offing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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One in particular came around about two years ago.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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It's amazing how many beautiful women live in New York.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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In my high school, half my graduating class had them.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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Isn't she beautiful? Her nose is in such perfect proportions...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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...but I suppose I can make an exception in your case.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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...keep the little piece of paper in the roller of the typewriter.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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You know, I'm the one responsible for those crop circles in England.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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It's like my brain is facing my penis in a chess game.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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Look in the mirror, because you need help, Jerry. You need help.