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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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...of a pretend marriage.

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I'm just pretending I'm married to get a discount on dry cleaning.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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The chain is broken. It must have slipped in when I was...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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...back and forth over and over again.

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...pays for the wedding, like getting cash back.

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I'm on the phone.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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...go to the other end, come all the way back?

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- How you doing? - We just got back from breakfast.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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A discount on dry cleaning?

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Come on, you know I'm getting pancakes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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- Oh, come on. It's silly. - Forget it.

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- You're right there. - Come on, I'm sitting.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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Jerry, we just heard. What's going on?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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- How did you sleep? - You're on the couch tonight.

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- ...spends on clothes- - I'm taking him to the cleaners.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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Get out of the shower, put on my bathrobe...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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By the way, you're falling way behind on the "I love you's."

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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But then he wiped his hand on the top of the bottle...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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He gives it to you, you give it to him, he gives it back to you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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His upper lip landed flush on my upper lip...