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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Who could love me?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You know, and your teeth, your teeth are all brown.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Right. Elevate your legs.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Well, he started feeding it crickets, and the children just love him...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...your brain consists of two parts.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Yes, I take your order, please?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-What happened to your face? -What?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You're not working on your home.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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So if you like to tell jokes, and you love to make people laugh...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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What is your answer to number 74?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...and now your face is sallow, unattractive, disgusting.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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What are these? Take me to your leader.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Why wouldn't you eat me? I'm your best friend.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Sounds like they're trying to screw with your head.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Why does Radio Shack ask for your phone number...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Before you know it, Letterman won't return your calls.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-You think? -Yeah. Let's say this is your brain.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Hello? I could take an hour off your hands.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You mean, not subjecting women to your sexual advances?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Jerry. Oh, there you are. You didn't answer your phone.