Hey, my sweater!

No, this is my red sweater.

And I believe that this is your red sweater.

- Like your sweater. - Oh. Hey. Right back at you.

But you do wear that sweater a lot. Are you involved in some kind of dare?

Listen, you know what? Sir, for the last time, I don't care what the computer says.

We did not take a bag of Meshugga Nuts from the minibar.

And we did not watch Dr. Do-Me-A-Little.

- Hey. - Oh.

- Joey, were you in our room last night? - No.

I was told the name of the movie would not appear on the bill.

- Hi, we're checking out of the bridal suite. - That's right, I'm no longer a bride.

I'll never be a bride again. Now I'm just someone's wife.

And I'm the happiest guy in the world.

Come on, honey. Don't be upset. We have so much to look forward to.

Yeah, right.

- The honeymoon. - That's not till Thursday.

- The wedding pictures. - Those won't be ready weeks.

- Not the disposable cameras from the tables. - That's true! I knew I married you for a reason!

I'll tell you what. I will go get them developed, and you can go home.