Well, your feet won't show under the bridge table.

Granny, those smart capris are supposed to show, but where are your beautiful pumps?

If that wasn't bad enough, they put on the worst show I ever did see.

Well, let's climb up to the top, get us a good seat, wait for the show.

Oh, Granny, you are a vision of a sheet Beverly Hills hostess from your head right down to your... My bloomers are showing again.

Black gold.

Texas tea.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Said, California's the place you ought to be.

So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

Swimming pools, movie stars.

The Beverly Hillbilly.

The End

My doggy's granny, you sure you're doing some high-powered rocking?

Doing some high-powered thinking.

Thinking and rocking goes together.

Well, tell me, Granny, what is this problem that's got you to rocking so?

It's us, kid.

We don't belong out here.