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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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They bump you in junior high...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...next, you're being bumped in high schools, colleges, trade schools.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Two hours in front of the entire junior high, grades six through eight.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Rugged? The man's a goblin.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...that little flap out there at the junior high school assembly.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...but Tuesday's no good. I'm doing Career Day at my junior high.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Now, why would a junior high school wanna screw with my head?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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A simple joke from a simple man.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Oh, man, I'm never gonna pass this thing.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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To a woman, sex is like the garbage man.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...do you choose if it's a man or woman?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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In six games.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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With me, or in general?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Calculate the velocity, V, in relation to the trajectory, T...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-You can't smoke in here. -Oh, go on.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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What, you got a smokers' lounge in there?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...but the only thing I have is in the non-filter section.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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The bags are piling up in your head. The sidewalk is blocked.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...is now functioning for the first time in its existence.