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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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A simple joke from a simple man.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Rugged? The man's a goblin.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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It's from all that smoke.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Oh, man, I'm never gonna pass this thing.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Well, unfortunately, Mr. Amiry, from the Bronx Zoo....

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Okay? Now, from what I know about you...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...do you choose if it's a man or woman?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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To a woman, sex is like the garbage man.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I'm getting bumped? You're bumping me from Career Day?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Well, Mrs. Wilkie from the tobacco company called me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...you have extracted an astonishing amount from this little scrap.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-You got bumped from Career Day? -lt was a mix-up, I'm sure.